Rules to remember in life

 

Rules to remember in life

1. Money can not buy happiness, but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bike.
2. Forgive your enemies but remember your name asshole.
3. Helping someone when they are in trouble, and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
4. Many people live only because it is illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol solves no problems, but not milk.